On Monday, Harry, Eric, and I, and 2,500 of the biggest gay partiers on the planet (from 88 countries) got on board the Monarch cruise ship in Lisbon for 1 week of non stop dancing. Technically we are headed to the Canary Islands. But we might as well steer in a circle. It's non stop dancing and estasy. The Tea Dances on the pool deck go from 4:30-8:30. Then dinner or sleep or a show. And then the main dance at midnight -5am on a magnificent 4 level atrium. Just dance dance dance all day and all night. And every few hours it's a costume change. It's demented. Made possible by La Demence.